L Y R I C S     Choose here! ---- THE UNINVITED THE GIG IS UP BORDER GUARD EAST SIDE OF THE TRACKS SKULL PARTY ROAD DOG KILL ME LUTSIA SHE'S HEINOUS FRAG THE MAN CRIMINAL KRAAK SQUAT TOTAL BRUTAL       THE UNINVITED We don't need no promoter man No booking agent in our van We don't get no guarantee We'll take your cancellation fee The Uninvited We're commin to your town The Uninvited We always stay too long Tell us to play one we know We play too fast, we play too slow No time for the last band's set We played too long, tough shit ! The Uninvited They say we suck The Uninvited That's their bad luck Some people say we don't belong They say we ride too high That's the price we pay for rolling into town Without a reason why The Uninvited We overstay our stay The Uninvited We just want to play Don't say you've got a boyfriend He'll come around in the end He'll break the window of my car And steal my clothes and my guitar (Repeat chorus)           THE GIG IS UP Who do you call When your trophy wife drives you up the wall He'll take you far When your skull party needs another star The gig is up When Brian's on the show The gig is up If you really need a pro He' s working his way through school Singles and couples are his game He'll show you the ropes After he shows you the chains The gig is up When Brian‚s on the inside The gig is up He don't take cheap girls for a ride Oh Brian, you're so·professional Well, cheap food and bad beer make my stiffie stronger, yeah?·yeah? Who's the man walking tall in Sydney town? Compliments to the Shaft all around Your boyfriend oughta know Just your friendly neighborhood gigolo The gig is up When Brian's got the inside The gig is up It won't be cheap girl for a ride           BORDER GUARD They want your whiskey They want your sister They come at you like a shark They want your rubles They want your scruples They really like Deutch Mark Here come the border guards Lookin for a bribe If you don’t pack Jim or Jack Your might not see the other side They know you're a criminal They just gotta see what crime As long as they catch you, they don’t care Good cop, bad cop, You know I’ve had my share Here come the border guards Lookin for a bribe If you don’t pack Jim or Jack Your might not see the other side "So...you have too many people in the car" "Penalty is minimum or maximum Minimum is bottle of American whisky" "What's the maximum?" "Baszd meg" Passport please Step this way Why they always pick on us Sweatin like a pig, just realized I left some bammer in the bus Here come the border guards They won’t let us through They’re checking out our record They think we’re a motley crue Just trying to get to the gig But they won’t believe you "Három átmegy, ketto marad"           EAST SIDE OF THE TRACKS We got Prague, Moscow too, we got Budapest Take your Eifel Tower, Fuck Oktoberfest East Side of the Tracks, never goin back East Side of the Tracks, the west is really hack People try to put us down, but thats a lot of talk They're just too brainwashed to get the Eastern Bloc East Side of the Tracks, never goin back East Side of the Tracks, the west is really hack Smokin crack in Krakow, Kiev's really kaif Novi Sad makes me glad I'm not in Frankfurt for the rest of my life When you walk the streets in Germany you know its much too clean Cross the line to the Republic of Czech, and check the heinous scene East Side of the Tracks, never goin back East Side of the Tracks, the west is really hack East Side of the Tracks, never goin back East Side of the Tracks, the west is really hack           SKULL PARTY Skull Party Get Skull Skull Party Skull Party Double D Skull Party She did a blumpie in the bathroom All her friends are doing krell Did so much dank he’s gonna crash soon On his way to hell Skull Party Fast Mike Skull Party Get Skull All the girls we know Are doing poppers crank and blow They’re gonna remix their emotions Now they’re ready to go Skull Party Shitfaced Skull Party Skull Party Malakas Skull Party You might see Glue And lots of hairspray too You’ll see that protein in their hair All the Junkies will be there Skull Party Get Skull Skull Party           ROAD DOG Octane voodoo and superstition My source of your ignition Eat'in road trash, but I ain't bitchin Cause I got three square wheels and a fried transmission Road Dog Tellin the tales that we all know It's a rock -n- roll rocky horror picture show Up all night with scum and sleaze Scratchin on the scabs of my skin disease Road dog After the show, hangin with stars Takin L.S.D. in the nudy bars If you can't roll, do things my way I'll leave you on the side of the freeway Road dog           KILL ME LUTSIA Machine gun cracking from her lips She'll really mow you down She's the queen bee of the pack She's gonna rule this town Kill me Lutsia Sick your dogs on me Kill me Lutsia Don't waste your smile on me She's got a face that just won't quit Like a cute little catholic girl But when the dudes get out of hand She'll speed them to the underworld Kill me Lutsia Sick your dogs on me Kill me Lutsia Don't waste your smile on me Eyes wide open eyes wide shut She'll really shut you down If the end is near, then the end is clear Its the final round Kill me Lutsia Sick your dogs on me Kill me Lutsia Don‚t waste your smile on me           SHE'S HEINOUS No shame in her game Boneyard is her fame Her story's on the bathroom wall Blister sister broad Perpetrates the fraud She prays to the porcelain god She's heinous she's a no brainer she's an all around heiner she'd do the whole master race ice in her veins lice in her brains baby's a basket case she looks good in a real tight sweater but your gonna curse the day you met her you think you're havin fun till you see she's Attila the hun She's Heinous Her wrists are sliced, she's the Anti-Christ She'd like to cause World War III She's not the first, but she's the worst She'll go down in history She's heinous           FRAG THE MAN He's the leader of the pack Got a gold brick in his rucksack Frag the man he'll lead us all to kingdom come we may be stupid, but we're not dumb Frag the man quit the army and joined a band headed off to a foreign land promoter man said techno is king he'll turn his back he won't hear a thing Frag the man hup 2, 3, and 4 he'll turn his back we'll end his war Frag the man A parting shot, with a smile From Sgt. Carter and Gomer Pyle Frag the man           CRIMINAL Let me tell you something If you're looking for advice 5 'll get you 10 15 'll get you 10 to life But when you cross that line You'll be lookin at some hard time So good its criminal I've been a Roman fool Since the judge put me on ice He sent me into exile For the rest of my life When they're pontificating Ain't it kinda nauseating So good its criminal I used to have it all Now I'm scratchin numbers on the wall How was I to know that in this state I got no right to depucilate When you see temptation Its useless to resist You'll live to regret The thing you woulda missed But you know damn well That you're gonna fry in hell So good its criminal           KRAAK SQUAT Got me a brand new plot Hangin in a dingy squat Welcome to Vermin Palace Wine and coke in a stolen chalice You better wear shoes when you walk in my door Slippin in the puke, you'll hit the floor Kraak Squat 10 punk rockers from slovak town you know they'll palinka you down drinky, drinky you under the chair they'll chop off your doo and mohawk your hair the squatin life aint no bitch cause you're slammin down shots of Boravitchkas Kraak Squat Black ski caps and battering rams You got squatters rights if you're a kraaken man Weekend ninja will come to your aid Thats the way in Amsterdam...no rent..no pay!! Cockroaches spiders and scabies If they don't get you, the dog's got rabies Don't turn on the light, the police are serious The upstairs neighbors, they all want to kill us When the cops finally come to throw you out on your ass You just gotta bust into a brand new crash Kraak Squat           TOTAL BRUTAL Total Brutal Richard your mother's such a good punk rocker She brings you breakfast with shots of vodka Total Brutal After shots for morning grub Its off with dad to the corner pub Total Brutal Richard why do you drink so much? Because I want Total Brutal